[zaynmalikeatsass]

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

[vodni]

he only got two eyes

[dreamsmp3]

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

[hozieredits]

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

[specialhex]

online course students be like “ah yes today I will cheat”

[spookeegiraffe]

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[totravelistoliveco]

Day to Night to Day timelapse: 15 hours of Earths rotation in 26 seconds

[andtosaturn]

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

[crentist]

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

[rosebeaches]

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[softboy-punx]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[callginalinetti]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen